Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Further Rantings from Nicky Pacione

In my last post, I put up a conversation I have been engaged in with Nicky on Authorsden. After a bit of a lull, Nicky has come back with both barrels blazing and offered up some more lulz. I give you "further conversation with a deluded idiot": (warning bad language below).

Also, as I noted in my previous post, these messages were posted to my public message board on Authorsden.

Posted by Nickolaus Pacione (author) at 8/18/2010 3:12:54 PM

You pissed on Barb's memory -- and the truth of the matter there she was my beta reader for An Eye In Shadows and the reason I was in the Stoker running was because of her. So yes I will bring Barb up to you because you're pissing on her memory and you're stealing my fucking characters you fucking cunt. You faceless sow -- cease and desist with your domain because you're fucking with Tabloid Purposes II when you're doing that.

So kindly let me publish my sequels in piece. If she didn't want anything to do with me she would have said so you fucking bitch. So kindly piss off and kill youself you fucking faceless whore.
Posted by Nickolaus Pacione (author) at 8/18/2010 3:17:27 PM

Lake Fossil Press isn't a shit publisher and I am not a shit writer, you just fucking hate what I do and did with the company that much you heartless bitch. You need to not cross Watts because he is part of Lake Fossil Press and I will defend every writer on the roster except for Jane Timm Baxter who deservers every bit of my wrath as you deserve my wrath -- Barb is the reason that Tabloid Purposes II really took off and she had my back the entire time of it. I do consider Barb a good friend and you're shitting on her memory you fucking sow. Burn in hell you faceless cunt. Why do you want to destroy what I created from the ground up, you're encouraging plagiarism with GAME OVER when that novella isn't even done -- you do what you're doing. I WILL make you a horror target and make a mint off you.
Posted by Nickolaus Pacione (author) at 8/18/2010 3:22:08 PM

Don't EVER put me in with PublishAmerica AGAIN. You're not published well I don't consider that shit book published you did -- that wasn't even funny and you're misleading Tabloid Purposes, and you wonder why I am so hostile with you. Well you STOLEN two of my characters to burn me -- Todd And Joanna Hollins of House of Spiders and for that I will use either your true last name or Wagner for your last name and go pro with it. I will Make a Mint on you if you want to keep FUCKING with Lake Fossil Press -- I worked with a lot of good writers and they're loyal.
Posted by Jenny Torgerson (author) at 8/18/2010 6:57:16 PM

You were never in the running for a Stoker. Someone said one of your anthologies *should* be recommended, not that it *was* recommended. And frankly recommended (which your book wasn't) doesn't mean squat. Anyone can recommend any book. Heck, I could get "Tabloid Purposes: A Road Trip" recommended if I wanted to. Only the books which are "nominated" have any claim to the prestige associated with the award.

Lake Fossil Press *is* a "shit publisher" (to use your words). Just like PublishAmerica...except PublishAmerica makes money. Unfortunately. And your stories are ungrammatical and incoherent. If that's not the definition of shitty writing, then I don't know what is.

Regarding "Game Over"...YOU CANNOT COPYRIGHT A TITLE. Jeez, how many times do people have to tell you that?

Finally, I don't care if you use my name in a story. In fact, it's kind of flattering that you find me a muse. Will you at least send me a copy? Maybe I'll even feature it on my blog.

I'll update this when Nicky gets back to me with more incoherent bitching.

Nicky added two more comments today, Friday Aug 20, around lunch time:

Jenny Torgerson: PISS OFF I was actually recommended for the stoker.

Jenny Torgerson: you''re not getting a damn thing from me.

I think someone is butthurt.


Anonymous said...

I'm impressed. He waited a whole five minutes between each of his missives.

Horror House Madam! said...

hahaha I also told him it was flattering for him to use me and if he needed any help for him to email me lol