Funny Nicky Photo

I couldn't resist. I saw this on another site and got permission to repost it here. McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Nicky, and who could blame her:

Nicky's Back and Whining Away

Nicky is back and up to his old tricks again--insulting random authors on the Internet, making threats, and posting bigoted remarks. Nothing changes. Nicky's birthday was earlier this month, and even though, he is yet another year older, he still hasn't learned a darn thing about civility, critical thinking, or writing.

One of the recent spews is from his Blog of Whiner, where he complaints about someone changing his Amazon bio to something more reflective of the truth. Nicky doesn't see it this way, however (languag warning):

"...quit anally raping my page trying to make me looking like a damn homosexual and trying to say that Brian Keene is one of my influences."

Nicky has quite the fetish with "the back door". He mentions his favorite erogenous zone again a few sentences later, this time in reference to someone leaving tags on his books:

"The joke's over pal and hope you die of anal cancer for doing it."

Next cue some typical whining about how people who review his books and don't like them are as eveil as child-molesters, mass murderers and plagiarists. Here is Nicky's succinct opinion about reviews:

"Shut up and let people read my work legitimately instead of being the voice of fucking everybody."

And here is Nicky playing an Internet tough guy:

"I would like to invite you to say why you want me out of the business to my face when I am in Richmond, if you're a male I would shatter your teeth down your fucking throat."

Overall, it's the typical self-pitying whine from Nicky that we've all come to know and mock. Since he's back, though, I am considering starting up my book/story reviews again. Maybe I'll even finish "Tabloid Purposes: The Gemini Books".